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Well, boy am I glad that it is nearly time for the organ grinder and his monkey to move on to the next newsworthy mega story. I have just seen too many clips of airliners crashing into towers, people jumping out of windows on the 110th. floor and George Bush post event speeches.

It’s strange, I know, but personally I thought that I could hear the sound of cash registers ringing all over Media City Arizona while others were genuinely mourning. But maybe that was just my tinnitus….

Oh, by the way, did you know that the CIA invented television back in the 1930´s just so they could later instigate 9/11 and dupe the whole world into consuming endless conspiracy films and books as part of a plan to turbo charge the US economy and rid the world of the threat of Chinese supremacy? No?!!! Shit!, I thought EVERYONE knew that by now…check out this link on U-Tube, it just blows your mind dude….http://youtu.be/w-0Ms7mId34

(That’s enough 9/11 now –Ed.)

I found this delightfully appetizing looking product in the supermarket yesterday........

For those of you not able to decipher German; Schweine=Pigs, Ohren=Ears. MMMMMhhhmmmm. Tasty!!!! I couldn´t resist it and knocked up a delightfull Lasagne with mediteranien herbs and dried tomatoes. Washed down with a litre or two of bargain Liebfraumilch its ideal for a sophisticated dinner party with freinds.
Seriously though folks, Wiki informs us that people do actually eat these....and remember "Pig's ear can be eaten warm or cold"
Link to Wikipedia on pigs ears